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Dalai Lama Threatens Non-Reincarnation - Sun, Aug 22, 2004

Dharamsala, India, August 21, 2004
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Upping the ante in a bid for Tibetan independence, the 14th Dalai Lama has hinted to Chinese officials that he may chose not to be reborn after his death.

The Dalai Lama, now 69, has headed a government-in-exile in the Indian hill town of Dharamsala since he fled Tibet with 60 tons gold and jewels in 1959. He has negotiated without success for years to end Tibet's repressive, authoriarian Chinese rule and restore to the country to its former status as a
smiling, peasant-enslaving right-wing theocracy gently ruled by iron-fisted God-men. If he fails to reappear in the next life, the Chinese will have no figurehead with whom to negotiate and could face unrest from young Tibetans espousing violent resistance.

In a show of solidarity, Tibet House co-founder Richard Gere has threatened to reincarnate as a gerbil and plague the anuses of the communist leadership for three consecutive lifetimes. Chinese President Hu Jintao has vowed to counter this move by returning as a cat or python.

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  1. rs said:

    oh my, we are striking the funny bone here as of late, aren't we?

    heh

    [Edit] August 23, 2004

  2. Hans Boyd said:

    I never realized atheism is about comedy. No wonder they've always been subject to jokes. Hehe

    [Edit] August 23, 2004

  3. norbizness said:

    Wonder-Twin powers activate! Shape of.. a mongoose! Form of.. an ice hammer!

    [Edit] August 23, 2004

  4. Lance said:

    I love the threat from Richard Gere! A plague of gerbils be upon them.

    [Edit] August 23, 2004

  5. assholetightened said:

    jintao sir: but as a cat or python, don't you have to first eat the gerbil out of the ass of your officials?!

    [Edit] September 9, 2004

  6. The Interloper said:

    I'd like to see that.

    [Edit] November 13, 2004

  7. Arthitect said:

    I don't get it, which official is ass-u-me-ing a plague on who? The the ass-eaters or the tight-asses.

    [Edit] January 7, 2005


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