The Raving Theist

Dedicated to Jesus Christ, Now and Forever

January 2, 2009 | 5 Comments

I’m as converted as Uncle Ben’s Rice.

TRT, to a dear friend, 2009


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  1. Barbara
    January 3rd, 2009 @ 3:04 am

    Heehee, I love this.  I just tell people that I’m not only a Catholic, I’m the worst kind of Catholic, one who became so voluntarily (after reaching the “age of reason”, take that George Carlin :) 

  2. Pikemann Urge
    January 3rd, 2009 @ 3:20 am

    Too cryptic for me, man. ‘Converted’ rice is ‘parboiled’. Are you half-baked?


  3. Carla
    January 3rd, 2009 @ 8:23 am

    Thanks Uncle Ben!!

  4. jeney
    January 3rd, 2009 @ 7:19 pm

    I am going to lose my faith just so that I can convert back and use this line.

  5. roughneck59
    March 12th, 2010 @ 4:54 am

    Faith!? More like misplaced hope. If indeed Jesus does save, then he’d make a great soccer goalie.

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