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Katrina Relief Special Offer — MOVIE DIRECTOR Autograph Edition

September 6, 2005 | 10 Comments

MOVIE DIRECTOR Brian Flemming has generously offered to donate five The God Who Wasn’t There DVDs and five TGWWT movie posters to those who participate in my hurricane Katrina relief efforts by making verified contributions to Catholic Charities, the American Red Cross, or the Salvation Army. Donations to MOVIE DIRECTOR Flemming’s charity of choice, The Center for Inquiry (all proceeds to Americares) will also qualify. Mr. Flemming, who is a MOVIE DIRECTOR, will also place his autograph on the selected merchandise.

The minimum donation for the DVD will be $50; for the poster, $30. I’ll credit those who have already donated through TRA with 10% of their original gift (e.g., if you gave $50, you get the DVD for a new donation of $45). Because supplies are limited and Ayn Rand wouldn’t like it if you ended up contributing without furthering your self-interest, please record your intent to make a donation in the comments section in advance so we can keep track of how many prizes have been claimed. Make sure to indicate whether you want the DVD or the poster. You’ll have 24 hours from then to e-mail me the proof of your contribution before I remove your comment and let others reserve the items. With your proof, please indicate (1) your name and address, and (2) whether you want the items signed, and if so, to whom the autograph from MOVIE DIRECTOR Brian Flemming should be directed.

Please remember that Brian Flemming is a goddamned MOVIE DIRECTOR who has been featured in Newsweek and is currently MOVIE-DIRECTING The Beast. He is also a CO-PLAYWRIGHT whose critically-acclaimed non-Biblical-bestiality-and-incest-themed musical Batboy is slated to be directed by the great John Landis and released in 2007.

If that’s not enough to motivate you, imagine this: It’s 2012 and Mr. Flemming, finally wise to where the money is, is accepting an Academy Award for Touched by An Angel Part 2: Biblical Incest and Bestiality. He thinks he’s destroyed all remnants of his godless past, even having purchased TRA’s domain and destroyed the archives. Atheism is dead in America and Special Presenter (and U.S. President) Mel Gibson is about to hand over the Oscar — but . . .

The rest is up to you. Please give.

[Contribution Update: The total stands at a minimum of $925 to date. TRA Forum-dweller Godlessheathen and his delightful wife gave to the Red Cross. Dawn the Fort Lauderdale Massage Therapist contributed to Catholic Charities. Special mention to Will who gave $100 in TRA’s name to the North Shore Animal League and the Humane Society. Frequent commenter TrixieKatt also gave generously, to the Best Friends Animal Society. Please feel free to log your contribution at The Truth Laid Bear; if all the donations are recorded, we can beat out traitorous atheist-turned-Catholic The Curt Jester on the Weblog Lead Board list.]


10 Responses to “Katrina Relief Special Offer — MOVIE DIRECTOR Autograph Edition”

  1. Political News and Blog Aggregator
    September 7th, 2005 @ 12:19 am

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  2. Dawn the Fort Lauderdale Massage Therapist's Boyfriend
    September 7th, 2005 @ 10:47 am

    Once again, Dawn is officially awesome.

  3. Dawn the Fort Lauderdale Massage Therapist's Boyfriend
    September 7th, 2005 @ 10:47 am

    Once again, Dawn is officially awesome.

  4. Dawn the Fort Lauderdale Massage Therapist's Boyfriend
    September 7th, 2005 @ 10:47 am

    Once again, Dawn is officially awesome.

  5. Dawn the Fort Lauderdale Massage Therapist's Boyfriend
    September 7th, 2005 @ 10:47 am

    Once again, Dawn is officially awesome.

  6. TrixieKatt
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:11 am

    Damn, and I could use a copy of TGWWT since the one I ordered 3 weeks ago hasn’t shown up yet. And as sweet as that RA magnet would look on my Kenmore right next to magnetic Jesus Dress Up, I had to go with the TRA-unapproved Best Friends Animal Sanctuary. I just hope my 200 bucks can save a soggy kitty or two. :(

  7. Jennifer
    September 7th, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

    This Brian Flemming guy…what does he do again? Is he a musician or what?

    Can we pre-purchase The Beast instead? I already own the first one.

  8. Jennifer
    September 7th, 2005 @ 9:31 pm

    OK. I’m done with work and ready to Tithe. I will donate $30 to the Center of Inquiry. No poster needed. Proof to be delivered by email.

  9. catherine
    September 8th, 2005 @ 5:57 pm

    The great John Landis? Are you insane? John Landis killed Vic Morrow and two Vietnamese children during the making of “The Twilight Zone” through his own arrogance and assumption that safety rules did not apply to him. Then he snickered in court as he was tried and has never taken responsibility for his behavior. This man is scum.

  10. Jennifer
    September 8th, 2005 @ 8:32 pm

    You know, if I ever write a play and Karl Rove himself is willing to back it….well that is just fine with me.

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