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Katrina Accused of Hijacking Hurricanism

September 7, 2005 | 11 Comments

Washington, D.C., September 7, 2005
Special to The Raving Atheist

Lauding hurricanes as “a weather of peace,” the American Meteorological Society condemned tropical storm Katrina as an extremist who has hijacked whirlwindery for her own purposes.

“Mainstream hurricanes spend their lives quietly offshore among the waves, dissipating at sea,” said AMS President Roger Anderson. “But Katrina has perverted her 160 mile-an-hour winds into an instrument of harm.” Anderson added that Katrina belonged to a radical category of storm that was not representative of the majority of hurricanes.

Katrina disagreed, stating that death and destruction are the natural consequences of her supernatural 13,000 megaton strength making actual contact with humans. “A mild breeze is not a “hurricane,” she said. “Those who take that word literally know the dangers I pose.”

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11 Responses to “Katrina Accused of Hijacking Hurricanism”

  1. Anonymouse
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:09 pm

    Best update ever.

  2. Sportin' Life
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:52 pm

    Ha ha ha! Oh, this one is GOOD, RA!

  3. Sportin' Life
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:52 pm

    Ha ha ha! Oh, this one is GOOD, RA!

  4. Sportin' Life
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:52 pm

    Ha ha ha! Oh, this one is GOOD, RA!

  5. Sportin' Life
    September 7th, 2005 @ 11:52 pm

    Ha ha ha! Oh, this one is GOOD, RA!

  6. Mookie
    September 8th, 2005 @ 1:29 am

    “whirlwindery” HA!

    Here’s a link to a xian guest post at Evangelical Atheist: http://evangelicalatheist.com/2005/09/05/guest-post-by-chad/

    Its worth a look for all the verbal spanking and religion-bashing.

  7. Mutt
    September 8th, 2005 @ 5:32 am

    Man. I love you.

  8. ocmpoma
    September 8th, 2005 @ 9:52 am

    Awesome.

  9. AK
    September 8th, 2005 @ 11:41 am

    Katrina akbar! Katrina is great!

    Whirlwind be upon her (wbuh).

  10. Vernichten
    September 9th, 2005 @ 7:46 am

    We should have fought the hurricane out in the gulf long before we had to fight it here.

  11. Debbie
    September 9th, 2005 @ 5:20 pm

    Vernichten,

    No, the correct analogy is that to prevent future hurricanes damaging major American cities, George Bush will build a town in North Dakota protected by levees so that he can fight the hurricanes there, so that they don’t threaten the gulf or south eastern coasts.

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