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Generic Atheist Post

September 27, 2005 | 11 Comments

Can you believe how [intelligence-denigrating adjective] people who believe in [name of religion] are? Just look at what [name of religious leader/blogger] said [or did]:

[Fill in objectionable claim or conduct of religious leader/blogger]

What a [expletive] moron! Doesn

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11 Responses to “Generic Atheist Post”

  1. sternwallow
    September 27th, 2005 @ 7:47 am

    [passionate curse phrases not to exced three lines][negative personal characterization][poster ID]
    couldn’t find [his/her] [critical body part or other important personal item] with [combination of two simple tools].
    [“Nuff said.” or “Q.E.D.” or “Finito” or “Period”]

    Hey, this is fun, RA.

  2. Anonymous
    September 27th, 2005 @ 7:49 am

    Have you been saving this RA?

    The word identify is misspelled “identity” in the paragraph that begins “What a [expletive] moron!”

  3. Banana Oil!
    September 27th, 2005 @ 8:02 am

    Heh!

    And people say we atheists are humorless:
    Can you believe how [intelligence-denigrating adjective] people who believe in [name of religion] are? Just look at what [name of religious leader/blogger] said [or did]:
         [Fill …

  4. franky
    September 27th, 2005 @ 8:44 am

    lol RA, lol

  5. msf
    September 27th, 2005 @ 8:46 am

    Funny – thanks!

  6. benjamin
    September 27th, 2005 @ 10:10 am

    Now all we need is a simple program using a random number generator to fill in the variables, and we can create our own believable atheist user. I have already thought about writing a program that could write calpurnpiso’s responses for him, but I decided he is already using one.

  7. Jennifer
    September 27th, 2005 @ 11:32 am

    At last the secrets of a successful Atheist Blog are Mine!

    Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha

  8. jahrta
    September 27th, 2005 @ 12:38 pm

    “all your blogs are belong to us”

    -theist victory cry ?

  9. Lurker
    September 27th, 2005 @ 12:43 pm

    Reminds me of the computer generated science paper the MIT students put together that was later accepted at WMSCI 2005. Ha ha.

  10. MBains
    September 27th, 2005 @ 4:12 pm

    I’m not worthy! {bowing & scraping}
    I’m not worthy!

    LMAO!

    Thanks boss! ‘Twas beautifully rendered.

  11. Calladus
    September 28th, 2005 @ 2:45 pm

    You have broken the agreement of the Atheist Conspiracy by publishing sooper seekret documents. You will be contacted by several large men with bats and brass knuckles.

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