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Andrew Sullivan o Viole

April 6, 2004 | 55 Comments


55 Responses to “Andrew Sullivan o Viole”

  1. polytix
    April 6th, 2004 @ 10:45 pm

    Yo no se

  2. Jean-Paul Fastidious
    April 6th, 2004 @ 10:53 pm

    Do Spanish-speaking atheists say anada instead of adios?

  3. Eva
    April 7th, 2004 @ 5:16 am
  4. Kevin
    April 7th, 2004 @ 6:21 am

    El ateo que delira debe conseguir aburrido.

    Puesto que todos adoramos los leyes de la f

  5. Eva
    April 7th, 2004 @ 7:19 am

    Me d

  6. Jos
    April 7th, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

    Heil indeedy…
    Andrew Sullivan es, en mi humilde opini

  7. Anonymous
    April 7th, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

    “Jean-Paul Fastidious said:
    Do Spanish-speaking atheists say anada instead of adios?”

    We also say “ojnada” instead of “ojal

  8. PurpleCar
    April 7th, 2004 @ 5:00 pm

    Es una pregunta muy interesante: ?Que colloquiales usan las personas hispanicas? Yo soy ateo (atea?), pero juro en terminos cristianos, como !Ay, Dios!

  9. Eva
    April 7th, 2004 @ 6:02 pm
  10. Kevin
    April 7th, 2004 @ 9:26 pm

    Yes, I understand the grammar you get from those free translators leaves something to be desired, and that’s assuming they get the right definition of a word.

    What I said(basically) is that Viole is more religious because she worships ‘TLOP’ so much that she never violates its sacred rules, and listens to its priests almost without question. Silly Sully, on the other hand, is gay, which is an obvious violation of the rules of his ‘god’. Viole wins.

  11. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 5:28 am

    actually, can anybody not be ruled by TLOP?
    remember, TLOP does not say anything about speaking in tongues….so, they both worship TLOP….
    TLOP is our savior. TLOP rules.
    Le dedico mi vida a TLOP. Am

  12. Jos
    April 8th, 2004 @ 7:37 am

    Eva said:

  13. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 8:01 am

    well, i’ ve never the ojnada word before. ever. Ojal

  14. Jos
    April 8th, 2004 @ 9:03 am


    You’re kidding, right? “Anada” and “Ojnada” are just made up words that we created here for the sake of shooting the shit. No, they don’t exist at all and are not part of the language or of slang anywhere in the world.

  15. Viole
    April 8th, 2004 @ 9:10 am

    In that case, do english-speaking atheists still use, “Goodbye”? It’s a descendent of the phrase, “God be with ye.”

  16. Jos
    April 8th, 2004 @ 9:45 am

    I would replace that with “Naughtbye”….

  17. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 11:35 am

    OK, maybe I missed something, but WHAT THE FUCK IS TLOP?

  18. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 11:38 am

    of course, viole….that is why i say ciao arrivederci and aloha instead….(not kidding)…..
    because “goodbye” in spanish is “adi

  19. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 11:43 am

    come on, kk…..of course you know what TLOP is…’s the same as LLDLF…….

  20. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 11:48 am


  21. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

    kk, eres simp

  22. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 12:26 pm


  23. AK
    April 8th, 2004 @ 2:07 pm



  24. Joe
    April 8th, 2004 @ 3:03 pm


  25. Chris
    April 8th, 2004 @ 4:23 pm

    who wants taco bell?

  26. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 4:40 pm

    If god hadn’t intended man to eat pussy, why did he make it look so much like a taco?


    Back in the 70’s they used to put this cosmic mystery on t-shirts and buttons. And still no answer. Mystery indeed.

  27. Eva
    April 8th, 2004 @ 4:49 pm

    ….you have a way of killing conversations, kk……..quite a talent……..

  28. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 5:41 pm

    Sorry Eva, I didn’t know this was a conversation. That is, after all, why they call me KOMMANDA KILLJOY!!

    Cuz I kill joy… And conversations.

    Thanx AK for the illucidation. Now I can keep up.

    I’ve got a craving for mexican now… THANX A LOT!!

  29. Kommander Killjoy
    April 8th, 2004 @ 6:03 pm

    How do you worship laws? (In response to someone saying that atheists worship TLOP – SERPENT!)

    “OOOOH great and powerful physics; exponent of physical evidence – it is you to whom I surrender my life. You are nature. Nature is you. Nature is truth. you are truth.”

    (swoon, recover, swoon, recover, shout hallaluja, exuent). AAAAAND SCENE!

    HEY!! Wanna start a new religion and GET PAID?! IF L. RON freakin’ HUBBARD can do it why can’t we. We just need about 10 suckers to dress up in cheap suits and hand out flyers and pull people in off the street. Then we brainwash them into thinking that science ACTUALLY WORKS (I KNOW!! Crazy but brilliant!) and that they need to give us two thirds of their life savings and income if they wish to remain wholesome in the eyes of the Omnipotent Telescope, and his priests; the Microscope Consortium.

  30. Chris
    April 9th, 2004 @ 3:48 am

    1st man is not the only one who eats pussy

    2 i think the pussy was first, so the question would be ‘why are tacos like pussy?’

  31. Redfred
    April 9th, 2004 @ 6:43 am

    I can’t talk for KK or Chris, and admittedly I’ve never fucked a taco, but I can’t imagine it being anything like pussy. Didn’t your mothers ever tell you not to play with your food? or maybe your mother….

    …nope I’m not even gonna go there.

    I think I preferred this thread when it was in Spanish and I couldn’t understand it.

  32. Kommander Killjoy
    April 9th, 2004 @ 9:24 am

    WEEEEEEE… To the funny farm where everything is happy…

  33. polytix
    April 9th, 2004 @ 11:36 am

    Personally, i’ve always eaten my tacos starting from one end and moving towards the other. Which breaks down the analogy even further. For me at least.

  34. Kommander Killjoy
    April 9th, 2004 @ 11:58 am

    Ground beef… lettuce, tomatoe, onion… salsa, sour cream… MMMMM! YUMMEH!!

    All I was saying was, that back in the day, that shit used to be seen on shirts, buttons, hats, etc. It’s a JOKE people!!

  35. Mister Swill
    April 9th, 2004 @ 12:39 pm

    And speaking of ruining jokes by explaining them, you did all start speaking spanish in reference to the classic SNL skit, “Qui

  36. Redfred
    April 9th, 2004 @ 12:45 pm

    KK It’s a JOKE people!!


  37. Kommander Killjoy
    April 9th, 2004 @ 1:08 pm

    DRRRR… thpp thpp ack… grgl rgl rgl… BBBBB… drool drip grgl rgl rgl…

  38. Kommander Killjoy
    April 9th, 2004 @ 7:39 pm

    Everybody MUST check out this site:, I got this site from a total idiot on another thread (check out “Recent Comments” bellow).

    He’s a hell-fire-n-brimstone southern baptist, and he is HIL-AR-I-OUS!!

    I am making a request to EVERYBODY to go and comment in the forum.

  39. Jean-Paul Fastidious
    April 9th, 2004 @ 8:12 pm

    KK, Landover Baptist is a fraud. See the exposé here.

  40. Eva
    April 9th, 2004 @ 8:55 pm

    now, this is really interesting….read this one, boys…..

  41. Kommander Killjoy
    April 9th, 2004 @ 11:26 pm


    Really? Pretty convincing hoax. Maybe I didn’t investigate the page long enough to get a sense. Maybe I’m just stupid.


    That article is too long for my AADD addled brain. Could you summarize please?

  42. Viole
    April 10th, 2004 @ 7:04 am

    That’s a pretty good article, Eva.

    KK: It’d be awfully hard to summarize, but if you read the last two paragraphs, I think you’ll get the main point.

  43. Eva
    April 10th, 2004 @ 7:41 am

    …..yes viole….and it’s interesting that it was written by a religionist…(at least, i got the feeling he was not an atheist)….and he makes a lot of very good observations…
    also, got the feeling newdow might even win this one…..souter seemed reasonably convinced, it seemed to me…

    kk, read one paragraph at a time, one per hour…..or do as viole said…

  44. Kommander Killjoy
    April 10th, 2004 @ 9:37 am



    Seriously though, I see an article that long and my head spins and I wake up a week later in a dark alley in Tijuana with no shirt on and drenched in oil… ?

    I’ll give it a go though. Thanx for your patience.

  45. Kommander Killjoy
    April 10th, 2004 @ 9:43 am

    NOPE!! Too long…

  46. Julia
    April 10th, 2004 @ 6:11 pm

    My ex girlfriend freaked out over the homosexual handshake that made its rounds on the gay web circuit, courtesy of Landover… the site is brilliant, excellent satire. I had to explain it was a joke to her. Needless to say, no more taco…. OH OH BAD!

    Isn’t it the site that also trademarked the term “true believer”?

    There’s a direct link to it from

  47. me oh my
    April 10th, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

    Concerning landoverbaptist…

    If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn’t illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!

    What the hell is wrong with these people?

  48. The Hawk
    April 11th, 2004 @ 12:06 am

    to me oh my

    the site is satire; mimicing christian belief. I think I saw you at 4forum, no?

  49. me oh my
    April 11th, 2004 @ 7:16 am

    I know landoverbaptist is satire. Or do you mean “”?

  50. Kommander Killjoy
    April 11th, 2004 @ 10:01 am

    Seriously, I had no idea it was a joke!! Just goes to show how much of an attention span I have!

  51. Jos
    April 12th, 2004 @ 5:43 am

    Apparently objective.jesussave is satire too, but I don’t really remember how I found out. It’s kinda scary, especially the children’s section. And the “richard dawkins watch” is just hilarious….

  52. me oh my
    April 12th, 2004 @ 11:14 am

    Self-referential satire…hmm. Layer upon layer of cynicism. At some point we’re going to lose all sensation.

  53. Debbie
    April 12th, 2004 @ 1:30 pm

    Yes, Objective Ministries is satire. As a scientist my favorite part of the site is the Creation Science section, particularly the Science Fair. Here’s the second prize in the middle school section:

    2nd Place: “Women Were Designed For Homemaking”
    Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.”

  54. M. Daguerre
    April 14th, 2004 @ 9:01 am

    Gosh, am I the first to get the Laurie Anderson reference in this question?

    “Lightbulb? O Schoolbus?”

    Is there a prize, a TRA tshirt maybe?

  55. Debbie
    April 15th, 2004 @ 9:42 pm


    No, RA is just blowing smoke rings.

    And the answer is schoolbus, as you well know.

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